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Monday, 8 September 2008

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One possible scenario, as discussed over 2-for1 Buds.

To boost morale after yet another unfulfilled apocalyptic prophecy, members of the Movement To Hallow Earth After Destruction (M-T-HEAD) emerged from their compound and walked down the road apiece to Rudy's Bar for Happy Hour -- $2 beers, $3 well drinks and $5 frozen margaritas, plus free all-you-can-eat Doritos.

After much drinking and proselytizing, and proselytizing and drinking, the group headed to their bunker to inventory their arsenal, and to re-figure the exact start date of impending doom and cataclysmic events that will ultimately lead to the destruction of life as we know it.

They agreed to work out their leadership schisms prior to their imminent rise to universal domination in a new world order, particularly between Brother Ezra Jonah and Ezekiel Jebediah.

Last, they expressed moral outrage about watered down cocktails, vowing that this hell-sin would not be tolerated in their forthcoming righteous universe. Said Sister Rebekah Grace, cousin and wife of both Brother Ezra Jonah and Ezekial Jebediah, "an eye for an ice cube."

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