Long Island, NY - " I have to admit it, I've always been a fan of Kevin Youkilis", remarked a disgusting, blood-sucking fan of the New York Yankees.
Steve Wilmer, a 34-year-old tax attorney and blood sucking leech of a person, divulged the inform...
In the competitive world of advertising, changing the slogan of a product that consumers have come to know and love can either result in you bathing in money, or bathing once a month. Executives at Taco Bell have decided take a huge risk by going wit...
PRINCETON, NJ: The Princeton University men's basketball team could not have been more thrilled upon receiving the 13th seed in the east bracket and matchup against the number 4 seeded Kentucky Wildcats in the NCAA Tournament. Despite being heavy und...
Salisbury, MD - Local roommate Mike Harron "is really having trouble believing the guy dodged all those fucking shots." The Salisbury University junior, "honestly cannot believe that just fucking happened."
"He was on the ground in last stand, wha...
As the first half of Super Bowl 43 came to a close with the Green Bay Packers leading 21-10, former head coach and beloved NFL color commentator John Madden knew it was time.
Despite having no idea what time is was, or for that matter how he had g...
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