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Musical Group Train Proves You Can Have A Hit Song By Just Putting Random Words Together

TORONTO - Musical group, Train, recently released their fifth album entitled 'Save Me San Francisco' featuring the hit song Hey, Soul Sister to mixed reviews last week. The song, like pretty much any other Train song, features a melodic tune with lo...

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Colored Kid From Mid Major College Living Dream of Playing in Final Four

INDIANAPOLIS - Gordon Hayward, a forward for the Butler University Bulldogs, will be playing in the school's first ever final four this weekend, something that, from the color of his skin, you would have never thought possible. A total reclamatio...

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President Obama Signs King James Version of New Health Care Bill Into Law

WASHINGTON - President Obama recently signed the latest version of the new health care bill, the King James version, into law after it passed through congress with much hatred and animosity. The bill, roughly 2,800 pages long, entails a universa...

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Asteroid the Size of Rhode Island Promises to Not Be So Embarrassingly Small If It Comes Into Contact With Earth

Funny story: Asteroid the Size of Rhode Island Promises to Not Be So Embarrassingly Small If It Comes Into Contact With Earth

MILKY WAY - It was recently discovered by scientists that there is a 1 in 28,000 chance that an asteroid the size of Rhode Island can have a direct impact with earth within the next 30 years. While this may not sound like a big deal, mainly due...

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Apple iPad Confirms to 7th Grade Coach That You Can Pretty Much Spell Anything With "I" In It.

Funny story: Apple iPad Confirms to 7th Grade Coach That You Can Pretty Much Spell Anything With "I" In It.

MILFORD, OH - For 7th grade Milford Junior Tigers basketball coach Pete Winston, basketball is life. When he wakes up in the morning, he mixes his Cheerios with Fruit Loops and dreams of the play that will win the city championship. During a mo...

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Recent Snowstorm Perfectly Preserves Dog Poo

Funny story: Recent Snowstorm Perfectly Preserves Dog Poo

BALTIMORE - Like a dinosaur bone preserved in the side of a mountain or an insect befallen in tree sap, a recent snowstorm to the Baltimore metropolitan area has been perfectly preserving animal droppings city wide. Area man Mike James has two dogs,...

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Hand Sanitizer Manufacturer Secretly Releases Third Strand of Swine Flu Virus

A liquid hand sanitizer giant has reportedly released a sub-sect strain of the popular swine flu virus to the general public to make up for sagging fourth quarter sales projections. The company saw their stock prices soar over the past year as t...

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For The Cajun Population, A Super Bowl Win Could Go A Long Way After Devastating Louisiana Purchase Debacle

BATON ROUGE - For a select few citizens in Louisiana's state capital of Baton Rouge, the upcoming Super Bowl has a different meaning for them. Hearing the anecdotes about how good a win would be for the city of New Orleans after the very recent, dev...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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