With just hours to go before the polls close Gordon Brown has made a last desperate attempt to influence the undecided and those who have yet to vote.
In a shocking video released onto FaceTube this afternoon Brown is shown in a string vest holdin...
Reports are coming in that the Large Hardon Collider has gone down yet again and this time may stay down for good.
Despite many attempts to keep it up, scientists in Geneva are now considering zipping up possibly the world's most expensive erectio...
In a shocking leak we have learnt from NHS sources that most GPs are now even too busy to treat each other.
According to a soon to be released report we have learnt that a shocking 95% of GPs are simply far too busy attending parties, golf tournam...
In an astounding new report a group of scientists from the University of Stoned California have announced that you genuinely are as young as you feel.
Following on from other research not even remotely related to greenhouse gasses or melting iceca...
Following on from the success of prime time dancing shows such as "Celebrity Come Dancing", "Newsnight Goes Dancing", "Dancing on Wheels" and "Dancing Sky at Night" the BBC has today announced its new Autumn schedule.
Programmes will of course fea...
In the latest update to the long running dispute involving British Airways and BA Cabin Crew it has been announced tonight that striking staff plan to implement two weeks of untold misery to the traveling public by actually turning up for work.
In...
The Highways Agency - the department responsible for closing Britain's roads - is to be forced to close.
In a shocking revelation we have learned that the Highways Agency has run out of traffic cones and is even appealing to students, stag parties...
Following on from the scandal involving the the Tory donor Lord Cashcrop, the conservative party have tonight announced a change in their taxation policy.
Anyone who earns more than £1billion pounds a year will no longer be required to pay tax.
In a long awaited press conference Gordon Brown, our beloved leader and saviour of mankind today announced New Labour's Plans for a fourth glorious term in office.
In his speech he harked back to Labour's initial victory in 1997 by quoting from th...
In a shock announcement tonight scientists from the University of Pointless Studies (Cambridge) have managed to dispel the rumor that the major cause of CO2 in our atmosphere is due to cars, air travel or even cows
It's us!
By breathing in and...
(Cadder news) In an astounding press release tonight we have just heard that car manufacturer and perfume house are going to combine forces and for once to make a TV advert that actually makes sense.
The startling new ad will be screened over thre...
After a furious and noisy meeting in Copenhagen we can reveal tonight that Gordon Brown has agreed to end global warming by sitting down.
It has been reported tonight that in rather heated exchanges between Gordon Brown and the rest of known human...
In a shocking 4am announcement tonight the Green Party have unveiled a stunning agenda to fight the next general election.
They have revealed a double hit on both global warming and the economy with the startling announcement that within three ye...