Following on from the scandal involving the the Tory donor Lord Cashcrop, the conservative party have tonight announced a change in their taxation policy.
Anyone who earns more than £1billion pounds a year will no longer be required to pay tax.
Instead they will be referred to under a new tax status of Con-Dom.
Anyone earning upto £100 million will receive a new tax status of Sub-Dom and will be taxed at a new rate of .000001%.
The Tories hope that this new measure will attract rich arrogant idiots back to Britain after a mass exodus in the 90's and 2000's.
They also hope that these new measures will help to retain underpaid city bankers who work tirelessly for the benefit of mankind.
"One hopes that we can make a return to red braces, BMW's and filofaxes" said David Cameroon this afternoon.