After another yearly competition to disgrace their hairless, saggy tongued, discolored, wrinkled Chinese crested dogs, fans of uglyness are pleased to announce the new winner of the Ugly Dog Contest. Luci is a 15 year old Chinese crested/Tasmanian d...
Everyone knows politics affects many areas of our lives including our most private moments. Now several states are considering budget cuts that will limit "convinces" along highways and travelers may have to potty in public.
Muffin the cat is resting comfortably after being released from the local animal hospital. Muffin suffered through an emergency surgery Saturday to remove his dinner, a computer mouse.
After determining that monkeys and humans share over 98% of their DNA, people have begun to wonder what rights near-Humanoid species should be legally entitled to. Now the California state legislature has deemed some monkey species to be elligible f...
George Bush, leader of the free world, has been exposed as the leader of a freak turkey worshipping cult. Followers of course abstain from turkey flesh, bow in the presence of a turkey and call Bush "The Grand Gobbler."...
It seems the aliens responsible for the famous crop circles of the past have updated their methods to reflect the increasing urbanization of the world population. Anywhere there is pavement, chances are it has been "street striped."...
After centuries of delivering babies Stork Inc. has decided to call it quits. "We just can't stay in the baby business any longer," says spokesbird Sam Stork, "Hopefully the new product will be more profitable."...
Solar scientists succeeded Saturday at squelching some of the solar rays scorching our skies.
Hardly University's finest have won a Nobel Prize in physics for their newest paper, "Tape it Up," which explains the ultimate theory of life, the universe and everything. Atoms and the tiniest particles known are not made of indescrib...
First the snowmen now the werewolves, Professor Ima Dorc of Hardley University is again warning of the possible extinction of a near-human species.
"This is not what Bikini Bottom is supposed to be like," complains Mr.Squarepants. The success of his show has people moving to the Bottom by the dozens. The population increase has pushed the patty capacity of the Krusty Krab to the limi...
Healthy eating is in and companies are trying to devise ways to disguise healthy foods in children's meals. "Every one knows children will not eat anything they know is good for them, so we have to make it look unnatural and unhealthy,"...
Fans of "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" will be happy to learn that NASA has released plans to actually build The Heart of Gold spaceship as seen in the movie. NASA does not however plan to build the flying bricks that are the craft...
Little Yorkie Dogs everywhere are disappointed to learn that there is still six months until Christmas. Yorkies are loved and adored (and spoiled) by their owners. Because of this, they are one of the breeds most likely to receive Christmas gifts, a...
Re-All Tan self-tanning lotion was recalled today after the FDA found that it contained an extreme amount of a genetically mutated steroid. The steroid drastically effected the muscle mass of the body and reacted negatively with the tanning formula t...
In a surprising move, Osama Bin Laden has announced his candidacy for the 2008 United States presidential contest. After years of terrorist actions against the U.S. Bin Laden has decided to take over the country from within. "If you watch Amer...
In an effort to reduce energy inefficiency and slow down global warming, Wal-Mart has announced a plan to push yet another change in consumers' lighting options. Already the new flourescent bulbs launched last year are obsolete even though they are...
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