According to an undisclosed source, the Republican National Committee has offered Monica Lewinski a seven-figure deal to appear in negative attack ads that will target Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential election.
Doctors said the blood clot in Vice President Cheney's left leg is slowly getting smaller, according to a spokeswoman.
As presidential hopeful John McCain courted Christian conservatives in the Bible Belt last weekend, he encouraged about 1500 South Carolina middle and high school students to just say no to sex.
In the event that any of the illegalities he has perpetrated are brought to a court of law, a proactive Laura Bush wants to be prepared for her husband's possible impeachment, her press secretary said in confidentiality.
Though Al Gore won the popular vote in 2000, his recent popularity has really gotten to the President, according to an inside source. Bush apparently feels slighted by his one-time rival's Academy Award and Nobel Peace Prize nomination.
It is said that President Bush has told his father he wants to quit his job, but that the elder Bush would not allow him to.
Since the Supreme Court's ruling to uphold the Federal Abortion Ban, President Bush told his daughters in a heart-to-heart conference call that now is the time to have unprotected sex.
Though tests in March proved he did not have Alzheimer's disease, embattled Attorney General Alberto Gonzales faced growing demands from leading Republicans to take the Alzheimer's drug, Aricept®, even as the White House continued to back his...
After it was disclosed that John Edwards' campaign committee picked up the tab for a haircut costing $18 at SUPERCUTS, Republicans have spoken out.
From: Karl Rove Sent: October 20, 2004 12:20:07 AM...
In a move to aid Africa's growing orphan crisis, Glamour Shots has opened a photography franchise in Malawi that caters to the legions of children who are hoping to be adopted.
In what appears to be a mounting rivalry with Angelina Jolie and Madonna, Mia Farrow has flown to Namibia and adopted an orphanage.
The Democratic-controlled Congress has proposed new legislation to change the administration's designation from "neocons" to "cons."...
It is purported that some top Democrats have proposed turning the White House into the National Neocon Federal Penitentiary and Holocaust Museum. "We will continue to see the horror that the cons have wreaked upon the nation and the world for de...
Leaked information from a security camera inside Dick Cheney's residence showed his pregnant lesbian daughter, Mary, dozing on the sofa after a large family meal. The Vice President was sitting next to her, talking into her belly button.
After the Democrat-led Senate passed new legislation seeking to allow federal funding for cutting-edge embryonic stem cell research, a peeved President Bush announced that he would veto yet another bill.
After seven women sued "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis, claiming they were under-age when filmed in sexually provocative situations on a Florida beach, a federal judge sentenced him to make videos of Janet Reno baring her breasts.
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