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Saturday, 21 April 2007

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Bush himself achieved this in just a few weeks

Since the Supreme Court's ruling to uphold the Federal Abortion Ban, President Bush told his daughters in a heart-to-heart conference call that now is the time to have unprotected sex.

"Girls, if you're anything like your dad, you've got some wild oats to sow," he said. "Not to mention wheat, barley and rye. Hell, the entire granary," he chuckled. "So I suggest you sow 'em now while you can still destroy the evidence of your indiscretions. If you wait 'til Roe is overturned, you'll be reminded of that pole dance for the next 18 years."

He added, "My whole administration is giving their girls the same advice. Even Condi's gonna have one, and she can't even ovulate."

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