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Wednesday, 18 April 2007

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Kids: "But she's not Madonna!"

In what appears to be a mounting rivalry with Angelina Jolie and Madonna, Mia Farrow has flown to Namibia and adopted an orphanage.

"No johnny-come-lately is going to out-mother me," Farrow was heard telling Namibian officials. "I'm the one who invented child outsourcing!"

At the last minute, however, she decided to throw some of the girls back in order to avoid any future boyfriend competition with them.

"Of course, now that I'm adopting all these boys," she said, "it would be just my luck to fall in love with a gay pedophile."

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