Previously............. A group of one hundred Gerbils of Hell stood on one side of the deck. Approximately twenty Spoof writers on the other side. All with weapons. All in a stand-off. Masterchev took a single step forward and aimed his Glock. As he fired the first bullet towards the wall of brown fur, it was Jaggedone's words which struck a chord with me. "So it begins Jean. Welcome to...
Richard Gere, star of such movies as Pretty Woman and American Gigolo, is an aging Hollywood actor seeking new vitality and new film roles. He is also probably most well known for the famous "gerbil incident." While doing research for a part in t...
Richard Gere has signed to star in a new movie called "The Gerbil Whisperer." Filming is set to begin next month in Hollywood. Most of the movie will be shot on set, with the only location filming scheduled for Gere's favorite "tunnel of love."...
The news that conservative Teabaggers have finally addressed the plight of gerbils held captive by Representative Barney Frank has members of Washington's gay community up in arms. A few years ago it was revealed that Barney's roommate was runni...
Tom Cruise, the man who believes that everything he touches turns to gold, will star in a remake of the 80's bomb Ishtar. The film is generall considered one of the worst ever made and starred generally bankable Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty.
Researchers have determined that gerbils, hampsters, guinea pigs, mice, rats, and other rodents are high in essential vitamins and nutrients and may be the perfect food. Eight ounces of roasted gerbil meat contains all of the required ingredients to...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a twist almost no one could have predicted, the gerbil that near-Idol Adam Lambert shoved up BuckwheatsButt's ass as an act of revenge has decided to make itself at home, much to the chagrin of both celebrities. Though he gr...
Washington,DC/ Rodent Rage Supplement - Enraged left wing PETA Picketers surrounded the Washington Office of House Banking Chairman Barney Frank over rumors of Personal Gerbil Abuse to Enhance the Democrat's personal Stimulus Package. A stutterin...
Author of potboilers, Nicholas Sparks entered new turf when he penned the boy meets rodent, boy loses rodent (up his ass) and then boy really loses rodent (dead you know). Now the incredible love journey of a gerbil up the rear view of a Hollywood st...
Actor Richard Gere has now gained the distinction of being the largest breeder of gerbils. The small animals are sold in pet stores for pets and as food for snakes and other reptiles. They are also used in scientific experiments and drug testing.
A young gerbil named "Jerry" will be ingested by its owner and pass through the man's body, a fantastic voyage that may result in a Guinness World Record, of note.
AmerenIP is the major supplier of power for much of the Southwestern portion of Illinois. It is also one of the most unlucky companies of 2006 and early 2007.
LONDON -- Actor Richard Gere declared in a letter published in today's London Times that he had spied the first gerbil of spring while standing in his hotel room overlooking Hyde Park.
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