SPOKANE, WA-Ruth Briggsby, a 64-year-old grandmother of five and retired school teacher, was driving home from the pharmacy on the morning of Ash Wednesday, when she passed the new Catholic Church on 18th Avenue just as its congregation was leavi...
A New Orleans, Louisiana grandma, 67 year old Anna Flakes, joyfully told a group of arresting officers that her experience of having been abducted, fitted with a live bomb and forced to rob a bank was the most fun she has ever had in her entire life.
An 85-year-old grandmother was arrested last night in Baton Rouge, Louisiana for feeding wild geese. Mrs. Sadie DuBois was placed under arrest when she was witnessed feeding dried corn to the local geese inhabiting Stonewall Jackson Park. Accor...
A 95 year-old granny from Braintree was awoken in the night by a strange intruder hoping to burgle her pension and silver crucifix. The granny from Braintree always kept her brolly at the side of her bed and as the burglar intruded she "brained" him...
The plucky grandmother who tackled a gang of would-be jewel thieves in Northampton earlier this week was, herself, wanted by police in connection with several international jewellery heists that remain unsolved. Elsie Watkins, 83, of 34 Sunset Gar...
A have-a-go granny is today recovering after fending off a group of jewellery thieves, armed with only a handbag and weekly Netto shop. The silver sleuth, who does not want to be named, but known locally as GRANBO, after the 80's action hero Rambo...
The story of the old lady that 'clobbered' robbers with her handbag took a strange twist today when WBA champion boxer Amir Khan claimed it was him. Video of the raid on a jeweller's in Northampton shows what appears to be an elderly woman in a red...
"Want to have a good time old boy?" was their opening line every single time a granny went along the bars along the beach in Haskins, Florida, a small village near the Gulf Coast. It was delivered by a well-dressed 69-87 year-old with white hair and...
'Hello, Penny. I'm glad to see you.' 'I'm glad to see you Grandma. How are you?' 'I'm alright if I take the right pills at the right time. If I'd lived in the 19th century I'd be dead by now.' 'You certainly would. You would have to be over 110.' 'No. I mean the progress in research has meant they can keep people alive who would have died from the same thing in the past.' 'So, in s...
NHS Chief Execuive Harvey Crippin, has unvieled plans to ditch modern day expensive medicines for more traditional remedies. Speaking outside Charing Cross Hospital Mortuary, he stated; "We will not be spending billions on chemical drugs any longer,...
I had a big problem, pimping my wife, the lazy cow would not get off her arse and do the business. So, I went round to my grans house and asked her if she wanted to earn a few quid, doing me a favour now and again. The batty old bastard is 98, so she will say yes to anything, wont she? daft as a brush! So, the older she is, the better, and don't forget to tell her to leave her teeth at home. If...
89 year-old grandmother of 13 Edna Hiscox has hit a problem with her planning application to erect a wind turbine in her garden in Duke Street, Peckham. Two local businessmen, Daniel Lovatt and Stanley Stitt, obtained a court injunction on Tuesday...
Gordon Brown was a Bully as a boy claims a former classmate who has come forward after hearing the latest story that Brown shoved an aide down the stairs off number ten. Brown was a nasty little bully boy he even shoved his granny aff a bus. Appar...
In shock news Estonian Granny and Financial Regulation Baiter "Ulver" has had to escape the Port of Sarande on Albania's Ionian Coast, in a daring venture reminiscent of the exploits of 1980s heroes the A Team. Ulver, 89, former Estonian Prostitu...
In Tampa, Florida, an 87-year-old great grandmother had had it with what she called "the motherloving snakes on her motherloving porch." So when a seven-inch pygmy rattlesnake slithered up to Ms. Hester Flooring's door and bit her on the hand, sh...
HOLLYWOOD - One of Jacksonville, Florida's oldest residents comedian Grandma Lee has advanced to the semi-finals on America's Got Talent. AGT host Nick Cannon, who happens to be married to the delicious and nutritiously long-legged Mariah Carey sa...
A widowed grandmother broke the World record for baby kissing at a local shopping centre today. Patricia Kensington, 68, stopped and kissed 120 babies while standing by the shopping trolley parking bay. Mrs. Kensington's task was to grab each terr...
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