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Sunday, 28 February 2010

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Your lucky you didn't have Gordon Brown as A grandson

Gordon Brown was a Bully as a boy claims a former classmate who has come forward after hearing the latest story that Brown shoved an aide down the stairs off number ten.

Brown was a nasty little bully boy he even shoved his granny aff a bus. Apparently after hearing the well known Scottish folk song You cannae shove your granny aff a bus Brown decided to do the opposite next time he was on the bus with his granny.

He shoved his Granny aff the bus and she had to be taken to hospital with a broken leg.

The former classmate then went on to say let me at him "I would kick browns arse so hard he would never forget it"

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