Lead investigator in the Scott Peterson trial, Modesto Police Detective, Craig Grogan finally reached the end of his cross-examination by Geragos. Grogan has spent 7 days testifying and was under the cosh from Scott Peterson's attorney Mark Gerag...
After winning every prize in publishing from Booker to Whitbread and predicted to out sell J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, My Pet Titanic is about to go into its twenty-ninth printing. More private and reclusive than J.D.Salinger, author Zap...
Washington, DC--In a stunning turn of events shortly before the one and only Vice-Presidential debate, Dick and Lynne Cheney have confirmed that they will be filing for divorce because Lynne once "freedom-kissed" a boy in high school who gr...
Coral Gables, FL- Revealing his October Surprise, President Bush has raised the stakes in this year's presidential contest. In a bold move, Bush has revealed a key component of his plan to slash the defense budget by more than $20 billion dollars...
In a completely unexpected turn of events World Peace was declared this morning, signaling the end of all violence and murder planet wide. The announcement was made by Festus P. Hymen of Billings, Montana as he ate breakfast in the Duck Inn Cafe and...
Terrorist mastermind and Al Qaeda chief Osama Bin Laden has accused Jordanian terrorist Abu Musab Al Zarqawi of taking the spotlight away from him. "Frankly speaking, he has stolen my thunder!" complained Laden in an interview conducted over satellit...
ROME - After relatively little anticipation the organizers for the 2006 Turin (that's in Italy) Olympics announced their choice for the official mascots. Cartoon characters named Neve and Gliz, supposedly representing a ball of snow and a block of ic...
SALT LAKE CITY, UT--The Little Train That Could from the best-selling book of the same name tested positive for the performance enhancing drug C.H.U.G. (carbohydouliceralgamene) last week at the 2004 World Steep Hill Climbing Championships in Utah...
London, Wednesday (Rioters) - Police acting on "first rate intelligence" have begun excavating a back garden on the notorious Broadwater Farm estate in Tottenham, North London where Gary Linneker and Ken Noye are believed to have buried mo...
Lord Woolf, Britains top judge, has furnished a directive for other judges to follow, in the sentencing of convicted criminals. Styled "Killing with kindness", it promises to set the minds of victims at rest as we saw in Judge Moore's c...
Perfect town, USA - Mrs. Cleaver, legendary matriarch of the model American family, portrayed on the popular TV show "Leave it to Beaver," was interrogated and subsequently arrested, after a neighbor made an anonymous call and reported suspicious beh...
A Bat found in an alley in Surrey has tested positive for rabies which can effect both humans and animals. I was gobsmacked on account of having seen the mother-in-law 2 days ago. I had no idea she could cover this kind of space in such a short time...
Scott Peterson's description of Laci using the past tense, even before her body was recovered, was an indication that he knew she was dead according to the police. He knew it because he was the killer was the view that the prosecution has taken.
FCC HEADQUARTERS-- At a packed press conference today, FCC President, William Kennard issued a statement about obligatory viewing of the former hit T.V. series, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, at least once a week for all American citizens. With the o...
A recent poll reveals that fifteen years after his US-forced ouster, Panamanian dictator Manuel Noriega is not missed much by his former countrymen.
With only days remaining before the mildly anticipated debate between George Bush and John Kerry in Coral Gables, Florida, the PR departments of both camps are in high gear trying to drum up…even a little bit of enthusiasm among the potential viewing...
Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Florida's 19th Annual Hurricane Awards. This is where we honour those thunderstorms which made the step up and caused sufficient damage to put them in the running for a much coveted AHA. Without fu...
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