(New York) - Front running presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, is so confident of being elected in 2008 that she is already selecting her new cabinet members and new appointees to high office in her administration.
Below, you will find my second submission to the company, (Groovin on up!) that was gonna repair the deficiencies in the state of my groove.
A friend of mine told me to come over to his house this Saturday around noon. He was going to be in his full on "Bar-b-Que" mode and he wanted me to be there specifically.
Court Circular: Balmoral Castle, Blackadder - (Ass Mess): The Queen's Chaplain was received in audience today and reminded the Puppe...
Sacramento, California - California Secretary of State, Debrah Bown, commissioned a team of computer hackers to test the security of the state's electronic-voting machines by hacking into them. The security system failed and the hackers got into...
Due to the rather embarrassing fact, that our country's blatant disregard for the environment, nearly drove our country's national bird, the Bald Eagle, to extinction, there are now more ostriches living in captivity in zoos, in America, tha...
Recently, someone e-mailed me, with an offer to; "evaluate the state of my spiritual groove."...
Anchorage, Alaska - (Ass Mess): FBI agents yesterday raided veteran Corrupt Bastards Club grandee Senator Ted Stevens are removed a dozen pantechnicon loads of confiscated goods from his home.
Kingston, Surrey - (Ass Mess): Refreshed from a long weekend of shagging Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood senseless in his palatial Surrey hideyhole model Kate Moss emerged into the sunlight today, resolving to resist ex-lover Pete Doherty's...
Washington D.C, July 31 - The Attorney General's office informed reporters today that the Attorney General realized this morning that he could not recollect something important he planned to forget. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales also spoke t...
At last and unfortunately the little Pipistrelle bat (Pipistrellus pipistrellus) is noted to be on the increase in a paper published in the New Science magazine today.
Every since I stumbled across this website I feel that I've found a new home among family and friends. I would like to take this opportunity to let you know just what being here means to a man like J.O. Here's the list…...
Washington Toast - Alberto Gonzales has finally told a truth before the Senate Judiciary committee causing the bipartisan committee and staff to adjourn to the cloakroom for a beer fest celebration; pizzas delivered by Domino's. Strike up the ba...
Blarney - (ReUterus): Irish parody site bloger Fergus McShergar is being sought by cops today after 'literally hundreds' of wax figurines vanished into thin air from the National Wax Museum near Blarney, County Louse.
New York - (Ass Mess): Reverend Pat Robertson's wife has finally been located working in a New York fast food joint after going missing without leave in a suspected four month atheism bender.
Hollywood - (Ass Mess): It's back to the trailer-trash lifestyle for wannabe somebody heiress Paris Hilton in a dramatic week that has seen her cut off from her family's inheritance and blocked from any further monthly truss fund payments.
Sir Richard Branson has revealed in a magazine interview how, against his will, he came to be a member of the mile-high club as a teenager. He recalls in the interview in QG magazine, how he was sitting next to "a rather portly lady" who wouldn't...
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