In a dramatic development in the fascinating saga of Clare Balding and certain "Dyke on the bike" comments, Greg Dyke - former Director General of the BBC - has bought the said bicycle at the centre of this storm for an undisclosed fee.
"I have been interested in being the Dyke on a bike for some time, but Clare had always held this position." Mr Dyke told us."When it became clear that she was thinking of leaving her position I decided that now was the time. I can;t tell you how great it feels to be THE Dyke on a bike"
Greg Dyke is now seeking to buy a microphone from the lesbian club "Dyke on the mike" - but is being thwarted by security on the door.
