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Traditional English Breakfast Linked To Team GB's Sudden Gold Rush!

Funny story: Traditional English Breakfast Linked To Team GB's Sudden Gold Rush!

Lord Coe has today revealed the secret behind Team GB's amazing recent gold rush at the Olympics - a decision taken last Tuesday to add the choice of a traditional fatty English breakfast to the athletes menu. "It's the only logical explanation, t...

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Clare Balding voted nation's most sycophantic presenter

Funny story: Clare Balding voted nation's most sycophantic presenter

London - A poll of snooty TV battleaxes has seen the BBC's Clare Balding voted Top Female Crawler. The 40 year-old sports broadcaster narrowly pipped BBC Springbotch presenter Kate Humble into second place. Crinkly-haired blond Kate's entirely...

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Greg Dyke buys Clare Balding's bicycle

Funny story: Greg Dyke buys Clare Balding's bicycle

In a dramatic development in the fascinating saga of Clare Balding and certain "Dyke on the bike" comments, Greg Dyke - former Director General of the BBC - has bought the said bicycle at the centre of this storm for an undisclosed fee. "I have be...

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Clare Balding in tragic grammar accident

Funny story: Clare Balding in tragic grammar accident

Clare Balding, the famous lesbian who is no longer travelling by bicycle, is the victim of a tragic accident of grammar. "I have contracted a comma between my first name and my surname" She announced on Twitter. "It is apparently rare - but as Cl...

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Clare Balding sells bike

Funny story: Clare Balding sells bike

Clare Balding has sold her bicycle after the incessant stories around her being a "Dyke on the bike". "Although I have nothing to be ashamed of about owning a bicycle, I have found the recent stories extremely hurtful to me and my family. Riding...

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Clare Balding is not a dyke

Funny story: Clare Balding is not a dyke

TV presenter and dental hygienist Clare Balding was delighted today to discover she wasn't a dyke. Balding complained to the PCC when an article was published in The Times by the famous dead American poet Dr Suess called the Dyke on the Bike. T...

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