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Funny story: Clare Balding voted nation's most sycophantic presenter

Clare Balding voted nation's most sycophantic presenter

London - A poll of snooty TV battleaxes has seen the BBC's Clare Balding voted Top Female Crawler. The 40 year-old sports broadcaster narrowly pipped BBC Springbotch presenter Kate Humble into second place. Crinkly-haired blond Kate's entirely...
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Funny story: Greg Dyke buys Clare Balding's bicycle

Greg Dyke buys Clare Balding's bicycle

In a dramatic development in the fascinating saga of Clare Balding and certain "Dyke on the bike" comments, Greg Dyke - former Director General of the BBC - has bought the said bicycle at the centre of this storm for an undisclosed fee. "I have be...
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Funny story: Clare Balding in tragic grammar accident

Clare Balding in tragic grammar accident

Clare Balding, the famous lesbian who is no longer travelling by bicycle, is the victim of a tragic accident of grammar. "I have contracted a comma between my first name and my surname" She announced on Twitter. "It is apparently rare - but as Cl...
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Funny story: Clare Balding sells bike

Clare Balding sells bike

Clare Balding has sold her bicycle after the incessant stories around her being a "Dyke on the bike". "Although I have nothing to be ashamed of about owning a bicycle, I have found the recent stories extremely hurtful to me and my family. Riding...
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Funny story: Clare Balding is not a dyke

Clare Balding is not a dyke

TV presenter and dental hygienist Clare Balding was delighted today to discover she wasn't a dyke. Balding complained to the PCC when an article was published in The Times by the famous dead American poet Dr Suess called the Dyke on the Bike. T...
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