Lord Coe has today revealed the secret behind Team GB's amazing recent gold rush at the Olympics - a decision taken last Tuesday to add the choice of a traditional fatty English breakfast to the athletes menu.
"It's the only logical explanation, t...
London - A poll of snooty TV battleaxes has seen the BBC's Clare Balding voted Top Female Crawler.
The 40 year-old sports broadcaster narrowly pipped BBC Springbotch presenter Kate Humble into second place.
Crinkly-haired blond Kate's entirely...
In a dramatic development in the fascinating saga of Clare Balding and certain "Dyke on the bike" comments, Greg Dyke - former Director General of the BBC - has bought the said bicycle at the centre of this storm for an undisclosed fee.
"I have be...
Clare Balding, the famous lesbian who is no longer travelling by bicycle, is the victim of a tragic accident of grammar.
"I have contracted a comma between my first name and my surname" She announced on Twitter. "It is apparently rare - but as Cl...
Clare Balding has sold her bicycle after the incessant stories around her being a "Dyke on the bike".
"Although I have nothing to be ashamed of about owning a bicycle, I have found the recent stories extremely hurtful to me and my family. Riding...
TV presenter and dental hygienist Clare Balding was delighted today to discover she wasn't a dyke.
Balding complained to the PCC when an article was published in The Times by the famous dead American poet Dr Suess called the Dyke on the Bike.
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