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Funny story: Roger Clemens and Lance Armstrong Sell Their Business Venture

Roger Clemens and Lance Armstrong Sell Their Business Venture

CHICAGO - Former sports figures Roger Clemens and Lance Armstrong opened up The Been There - Done That Private Detective Agency in February of this year and they've announced that they have just sold it. Armstrong spoke with Cutter Shiloh of Ameri...
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Funny story: Lance Armstrong and Roger Clemens Going Into Business Together

Lance Armstrong and Roger Clemens Going Into Business Together

CHICAGO - It appears that two of the sports world's fallen figures have announced plans for a new business venture. Lance Armstrong, the lying road racing cyclist champion and Roger Clemens, the lying baseball pitcher recently met at The Crocked C...
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Funny story: Lance Armstrong Is Moving To The South Pole

Lance Armstrong Is Moving To The South Pole

NEW ORLEANS - Lance Armstrong was recently seen riding his bicycle down on Bourbon Street. According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, Armstrong was wearing a Mitt Romney "Frankenstein" Halloween mask and was dressed in an LSU sweat...
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Funny story: Cycle Paths Discovered On Mars By NASA Probe

Cycle Paths Discovered On Mars By NASA Probe

NASA scientists were jubilant, yet cautiously optimistic last night that there is indeed life on Mars, after the Phobos probe beamed back still images of what appear to be cycle paths on the surface of the planet Mars. The paths, estimated to be b...
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Funny story: Chapter 7: Yorkshire Puddings

Chapter 7: Yorkshire Puddings

Previously in this Multi-Titled Collaboration: Passing Newcastle, Durham and Middlesborough as rapidly as possible, QM and George, alias, you know who by now, knew there would be a problem further down the road as they approached Tyke (Yorkshire for our US colleagues) territory. Whilst the others headed for a small, partially functioning but unknown to most Airport in the small North Yorkshir...
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Funny story: The Man On The Bike Spotted In Aleppo, Syria

The Man On The Bike Spotted In Aleppo, Syria

A mysterious man, known as 'The Man On The Bike' has turned up yet again in the background of news footage shot by the BBC in Aleppo, Syria, in the midst of a protest march following Friday prayers. Initially it was thought that The Man On The Bik...
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Funny story: Mybster To Dunbeath: The Journey Continues..

Mybster To Dunbeath: The Journey Continues..

First leg. Second leg. Eventually, many hours and beers later, they stumbled through the door of the Auld Post Office, and were confronted with the alarming sight of.................Nick Hobbs eating a falafel. It was alarming because both Seaton and JO knew that the Auld Post Office didn't sell falafel, so where had Nick got it from? "Hi guys!" said Nick, spitting falafel all over h...
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Funny story: Thurso to Mybster, The Journey Continues.

Thurso to Mybster, The Journey Continues.

The Story So Far............. Never Wanting To Get Involved at This Early Stage, Seaton Carew dragged his sorry arse from his bed and was nearly physically sick when he saw the time. The Bed & Breakfast in which he was staying, in Scrabster on the outskirts of Thusro, was a bit of of a flea pit. Worse than that, it was a shit pit and he was glad to be leaving. Climbing wearily onto hi...
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Funny story: The Spoof John o Groats bike run first leg; John O to Thurso!

The Spoof John o Groats bike run first leg; John O to Thurso!

22.06.2011, John O Groats, Bonny Scotland; 0500 AM (and it's fucking freezing!) Accompanied by his support team of a toothless, chewing Shetland pony, several horny Highland cattle, a force 8 gale and buckets of rain, Jaggedone set out on the first leg of the "Spoof charity bike run from John O Groats to Lands End" and he even remembered to apply his bike clips before leaving. There was no opti...
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Funny story: Government To Introduce £104 Road Tax For Cyclists

Government To Introduce £104 Road Tax For Cyclists

A Whitehall mole today revealed that Transport Minister, Norman Baker, is to introduce a controversial new £104 annual road tax for cyclists. Early reports indicate that the new charges will apply from April 1st 2012 and that there will be no exce...
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Funny story: Oil Execs to Congress: "Let Them Eat Cake, Ride Their Bicycles!"

Oil Execs to Congress: "Let Them Eat Cake, Ride Their Bicycles!"

The big oil executives came to Congress this last week and told them to "stick it!" As one executive put it, "Let them eat cake and if they can't afford a few dollars for gas they can ride their bicycles to the welfare office. Most of these people d...
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Funny story: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Cameron Diaz Spotted Riding A Tandem Around Hollywood By Cheryl Cole

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley And Cameron Diaz Spotted Riding A Tandem Around Hollywood By Cheryl Cole

Plymouth UK born FHM Hot 100 chart topper Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has been spotted riding a tandem around Hollywood with fellow FHM hottie, the actress Cameron Diaz. According to X-Factor USA judge, Cheryl Cole. Providing the reports coming in f...
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Funny story: Burnley MP's pedal power message

Burnley MP's pedal power message

BURNLEY MP Gordon Birtwistle took advantage of a photo opportunity and used pedal power to support an energy saving campaign. He is backing "Earth Hour", when people across the world will switch off their lights on March 26 between 8.30pm and 9.3...
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Funny story: Pooner - The True Origin Of The Word Finally Unearthed

Pooner - The True Origin Of The Word Finally Unearthed

The modern urban dictionary defines a "pooner" in a number of different ways, but a lexicographer who frequently makes use of the Bodelian Library in Oxford has turned the closeted world of lexicography completely on its head. Clem Baker, of Abing...
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Funny story: Holiday season "disaster" strikes

Holiday season "disaster" strikes

In a story which has been developing since late summer, local bicycle thieves have been on a very successful route around an American city, stealing as many bicycles as they can get away with. Their main targets are bicycles which are secured with...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Arrested For Sniffing Model's Bicycle Seat

Charlie Sheen Arrested For Sniffing Model's Bicycle Seat

Charlie Sheen is on a roll. Last week he was arrested for demolishing his hotel room with police finding a cowering porn star prostitute fearfully cowering in a locked closet in order to avoid the crazed wrath of the drug crazed star. Just one w...
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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Arrested For Sniffing Model's Bicycle Seat

Charlie Sheen Arrested For Sniffing Model's Bicycle Seat

Charlie Sheen is on a roll. Last week he was arrested for demolishing his hotel room with police finding a cowering porn star prostitute fearfully cowering in a locked closet in order to avoid the wrath of the drug crazed star. Just one week lat...
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Funny story: Wooden bicycle sets land speed record

Wooden bicycle sets land speed record

Dyna Moe, an inventor from Lincoln set a new land speed record this morning on a completely wooden bicycle. The frame, chain, seat, wheels and pedals were completely constructed from wood. "The initial idea was to set a land speed record for woode...
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Style Maven/Ex-Con Stewart Announces Her Latest For the Holiday

Stewart today touted her rollout of MarthaGoblers--designer turkeys for the Thanksgiving feast. MarthaGoblers are available in various skin-tone shades from Titian Brown to Chirascuro Noir and Blanc
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