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Wednesday, 29 September 2010

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As part of our coverage of the George W London Mayoral campaign we are putting specific issues to him about on-going London problems so voters can judge his suitability for the role.

Today; I asked George W, if he was going to do anything about problems with the M25.

Xavier: GW, you must have heard about on-going problems with the M25 ...

GW: I reckon, you know, it's quite old now; nearly as old as my old Action Man here; guess its a-rusting a lttle hey.

Xavier: There are often blockages and the whole thing just jams up...

GW: Well our boys in the Gulf ain't about been a-complaining as fer as I've heard.

Xavier: But it puts a heavy burden on people who have to use it every day.

GW: Burden, well, I wouldn't be knowin' about that; weighs in about 5 Kilos but sure delivers a punch - boom boom bang zwat.

Xavier: Some people say it's a problem from one end to the other and has basic design flaws.

GW: Flaws my ass, boy, been going 20 years none of our boys in the Special Forces complained.

Xavier: What are you talking about?

GW: M25 son, 7.6 calibre see-my automatic - boom boom

Xavier: No the M25 Motorway.

GW: Well what the hell is that boy? Where is this freeway?

Xavier: London

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