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Saturday, 25 September 2010

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George W to sort TFL

George 'W' is to run in the Mayor of London elections against Boris Johnson (American slang for penis) and Ken Livingstone (a wandering lost missionary).

A spokesman for the George W campaign said that it would be run on zero tolerance and he will introduce the death penalty for women and children who have IQs of less than 72.

In an interview he said, "Well, you know, these, them there folks, you know are, I'm gonna come over there to London - where is London? oh yes, near I-Rak, 24-7, shootum up. yea-hooo - where's my action man gone? oh there he is - I call him scwartzen whatsit, well, hi there and g'dbye, see yo-all."

I hope to have a translation in time for the election. George hopes that hanging 'Chavs' will help him win again.

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