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Tuesday, 28 September 2010

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The latest news from Daria Place, Dallas, in the run-up to the London Mayoral Elections, is that GW's secretary, Monika Leudinski, is acting as his agent and the Bush home at 10141 Daria Place is going to be his campaign committee room.

The latest news is that he spent a quiet night playing with his Action Man and making drawings of how he wants to modernise 10 Downing Street when he is elected Mayor.

Ms Leudinski said that he aims to change the preposterous law that horses cannot be ridden over London Bridge so he can ride his favourite horse, Silver, to City Hall every day.

As Mr Bush gets into his campaign he is concentrating on learning where London is and making lists of things he wants to change. Over the coming months his exact agenda should become clear. It was rumoured that he had telephoned his ex-Trivial Pursuit opponent Ronnie Regan to ask for advice not realising he was dead.

It is thought that Ms Leudinski will play a crucial role in his policy decisions spending many weeks under his desk as the election gets nearer (George W isn't quite sure when the election is yet).

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