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Friday, 10 October 2008

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The fellas back at the Shiftless Lightning Bar and Grill are still in disbelief. I kept them informed about my travels on the way to rendezvous with Sarah in Wasilla, my email to the campaign website of the Alaskan atavar to tell her that I received the wink.

I informed them of the nod in the possible Presidential Ice Palace and they mocked me on myspace and made many facetious comments on facebook. That was until the job offer.

How can I tell you dear reader of the joy of receiving first a wink...then a nod and heart be still, a job! I knew from my obsessive following of the IP's bio that she often gave positions of great responsibility to friends who had nary a qualification. As one with a resume as thin as Twiggy with anorexia, I didn't dare to hope for such a blessing. But then it happened.

An email arrived to my laplander 2000 laptop computer. It acknowledged that yes I was that one( heart be still) who must have mistakenly thought that there was a wink and then an impossible nod( me, crestfallen) but(yes?) that if I waas interested in being the next Secretary of the Treasury and managing America out of the Bush depression, it was mine with just a wink and a nod and a dive.

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