NY,NY/ Wall Street Journal - The UN Security Council has voted to censure the US for exporting toxic mortgages around the world causing life threatening financial infections now being called "The Democratic Flu."
The insidious ailment reportedly was hatched in a top secret financial laboratory located in the House of Representatives by Mad Scientist Barney Frank, Chairman of the House Banking Committee, and aided by others in the Socialist conspiracy to advance World Economic Terrorism.
Incubated in its infancy in the suburbs of Chicago, Il. through the efforts of community action group, ACORN, and continued cultivation by Democrat Liberals like Barack Obama feeding the virus with taxpayer money, the disease spread rapidly to the halls of Congress, the national banking system, on to Wall Street, into the Global Economy, and eventually attacked the wallets of American Taxpayers in a feeding frenzy that grew exponentially.
Along the way the disease threw off monumental amounts of cash to benefit Democratic Law Makers, Greedy CEO manipulators of the Quasi Government Agencies, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and increased Democrats Voting enrollment by buying votes with worthless mortgages, a systematic plan that ultimately proved to be the Ultimate Terrorism attack on the lifeblood of the US.
GOP Disease Control Officers, now being in the minority in the US, have been stymied at every turn trying to control the growth of the financial virus. ACORN officials bring out "The Race Card" and threaten economic boycotts, which amount to EXTORTION, to anyone trying to stop The Madness.
In addition to buying votes with mortgages, the few remaining minorities not currently living in houses being foreclosed on, have been targeted by ACORN in their voter registration drives. Those drives, currently under investigations in several states has turned up MASSIVE voter fraud and the suspension of 27,000 new Democrat enrollees as being "non-existent."
Prior to this Global Disease, Obama's pledge to have the US join the EU was under consideration and was said to enjoy wide spread approval by the 27 member states. Now, an EU council member said, "we're reevaluating our opinion and thinking that Somalia would be a better fit."
Back in the US, Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin's decision to pull out of the Vice Presidency and return to govern the new country United Alaska, is looking more and more like the right move.
"Flu shots aren't working,"she said pensively, "although I'd like to take a few at the disease myself, but being in United Alaska we are confidant that our current climate will cause the bug to stop at our borders. If not, "she continued," we know how to stamp out pests!"