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As open minded as a shotgun carrying father who just found his 14 year old daughter playing naked twister with Jesus Budda.


(....no, wait.....maybe that isn't really that open minded....maybe I was just being facetious)


As constipated as _________________________

As sweet and nutritious as Nutrasweet.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

As constipated as _________________________

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As constipated as the 405 freeway at rush hour.

As hot as__________________

As hot as Miley Cyrus's daddy after one of her photo shoots.

As wet as ________________________.

As wet as an English summer.

As far away as________________.

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Quote: IainB

As wet as an English summer.

As far away as________________.

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As far away as Monkey Woods feels to anyone not white.
(Sorry Monkey you are ripe for the picking, you little firecracker you. Bernard Manning was a legend)



As open as _________________________________.

As open as a 1970s marriage.

Or so I've heard. A bit before my time, actually.

As smelly as_____________

Oh, I get it.

As smelly as a sick old elephant fed 100 gallons of Diet Croak followed by 10 pounds of Mentos locked in a 6 x 4 prison cell with you, and three old men.


As happy as _____________________________________________________________________________________________________

As happy as Jesus Budda at a naked jenga convention.

As pathetic as ________________________________________.

As pathetic as a spoof writer defending a very crap story.


As misunderstood as____________________________.

As misunderstood as my last reply

As cramped as________________