Aspartame Boy

Screen Name: Aspartame Boy

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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 10th April 2014

Spoofing since: Wednesday 15th October 2008

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Profile: Yes, I am on twitter, you twits.

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Emperor Finally Issues A "Secure Borders" Edict

Barack I degreed today all borders of the US Empire shall be sealed to prevent entry of the "undesirable alien" Bibi Netanyahu. Chief of Secret Storm Troopers, Eric Holder, will personally enforce it.
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