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Screen Name: Aspartame Boy
Aspartame Boy has published 586 items on TheSpoof
- 229 Spoof News Stories
- 21 Spoof Magazine Articles
- 309 Spoof Snippets
- 7 Jokes
- 20 Fake Celebrity Diaries
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Location: Well within the Earth
Profile: Ever read my crap and want to scream at me? I have!
New from aspartame boy, a special email account for your feedback. Select letters will be published in magazine section, names changed, with replies, just for you my loyal readers!
Just email me at live. Use my name, Aspartame Boy, with no space. You figure it out.
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