Aspartame Boy

Screen Name: Aspartame Boy

Aspartame Boy has published 877 items on The Spoof and is currently ranked 2nd in the top writers table.

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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 8th December 2017

Spoofing since: Wednesday 15th October 2008

Homepage: https://twitter.com/aspartameboy/status/882456896707244032

Location: in your tea

Profile: Yes, I am on twitter, you twits.

Add me on Snapchat! Username: aspartameboy https://www.snapchat.com/add/aspartameboy

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