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Kenneth Manboobs
Joined: 16 April 2004
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Screen Name: IainB

IainB has published 340 items on TheSpoof

• 228 Spoof News Stories
• 6 Spoof Magazine Articles
• 90 Spoof Snippets
• 16 Jokes

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• Police hunting Pen Thief

Homepage: http://www.stalybridgeceltic.co.uk

Location: (noun) a particular place

Profile: Hmm. Who am I? Well, I like peas. I don't mind whether they're frozen or fresh, as long as they're cooked. Two minutes in a microwave should do it. Though I don't like pea-soup. Even with bacon bits in.

Interests? I follow my local football (Soccer to non-native English speakers ;) ) team, Stalybridge Celtic. I also run their web site. Interests that real people would be interested in? Did I mention peas?

Who are my heroes? Gotta be Dangermouse. Unflappable, he is.

For a job I write bugs into software for other people to find. It's a living and somebody has to do it. What would Beta-testers do without people like me? Nothing, they'd be out of a job, that's what. I've previously written bugs into a Russian Nuclear Power Station control management system, the Airbus auto-land system and the NHS.

Cannot stand: Rupert Murdoch. I've never met him, but that's probably just as well. I'd also like to never meet the chairman of AOL.

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