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Screen Name: IainB
IainB has published 2,022 items on The Spoof and is currently ranked 4th in the top writers table.
Check out IainB's:
- 1,430 Spoof News Stories
- 98 Spoof Magazine Articles
- 451 Spoof Snippets
- 42 Jokes
- 1 Fake Celebrity Diaries
Latest Spoof News Story: Wednesday 22nd May 2013
Spoofing since: Tuesday 7th October 2008
Homepage: http://iownews.blogspot.com
Location: (noun) a particular place
Profile: Hmm. Who am I? Well, I like peas. I don't mind whether they're frozen or fresh, as long as they're cooked. Two minutes in a microwave should do it. Though I don't like pea-soup. Even with bacon bits in.
Interests? I follow my local football (Soccer to non-native English speakers
) team, Stalybridge Celtic. I also run their web site. Interests that real people would be interested in? Did I mention peas?
I've written a couple of Kindle books, and plan to write more. People seem to like the ones I've written (My Kindle Page).
Who are my heroes? Gotta be Dangermouse. Unflappable, he is.
For a job I write bugs into software for other people to find. It's a living and somebody has to do it. What would Beta-testers do without people like me? Nothing, they'd be out of a job, that's what. I've previously written bugs into a Russian Nuclear Power Station control management system, the Airbus auto-land system and the NHS.
Cannot stand: Rupert Murdoch. I've never met him, but that's probably just as well. I'd also like to never meet the chairman of AOL.
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