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Khadija
Writer Registered: 25 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As a peacock
Sorry I'm new. Not sure what everyone is doing. Merry Christmas. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Since you did not add a new one, I will (and complete the previous one again:
As colorful as Jesus Budda wrapped up in his twister mat. As malodorous as ______________________ |
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carina-eta
Ice Queen of the North  Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As malodourous as hallelujah-tosis.
As kinky as.......... |
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Phil Edgar's Bones
Writer  Location: State Of Confusion, USA Registered: 16 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As kinky as the KKK, they are completely nude under those robes. As wanton as______________. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
As wanton as a professional athlete.
As pure as __________________ |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar  Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As pure as the Jonas Bros unspoilt virginity I didn't put that well, but you get my meaning- at least I hope so. As ugly as ______________ |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
As ugly as Rosie O'Donnell's disposition.
As picturesque as _____________________ |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As picturesque as a Hawaiian snow globe As nutty as______________ |
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PigmySteak
Writer Location: Swindon, UK Registered: 11 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
as white as the powder in the average 15 year old's school bag. as green as ____ |
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Phil Edgar's Bones
Writer Location: State Of Confusion, USA Registered: 16 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Pigmysteak, you simply can't choose which ones to do at your leisure, you blinking egoist. I now have to do two.
As nutty as Jim Carey's bollocks (possibly). As green as Kermit the Frog's pecker (factually). As creative as_____________________. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
As creative as Dr. Edward Maxwell (oh, wait, he wasn't that creative, was he?)
As creative as a Britney Spears' vagina story As insignificant as ____________________________ |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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King David
The King  Location: "The South" Registered: 26 Oct 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As homely as a president ducking a flying shoe in Saudi Arabia!
As annoying as ____________.... |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
As annoying as a political campaign speech
As impressive as |
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King David
The King Location: "The South" Registered: 26 Oct 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As impressive as American debt.
As slanderous as ____________. |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As slanderous as a homophobic, closeted gay man who torments "them goddamn queers."
As snotty as ___________ |
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King David
The King Location: "The South" Registered: 26 Oct 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As snotty as the result of a trip on American Spread Eagle Airlines.
As prevalent as ____________ |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As prevelant as Starbucks in suburbia
As remorseful as ____________ |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
As remorseful as G.W. Bush on the "weapons of mass destruction" debacle.
As skinny as ____________________ |
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Phil Edgar's Bones
Writer Location: State Of Confusion, USA Registered: 16 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As skinny as a typical actress at an award ceremony. As unctuous as _________________. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
As unctious as Barack Obama over the Illinois Senate Appointment debacle.
As vapid as _________________ |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As vapid as the space between Paris Hilton's ears.
As bizzare as_____________ |
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Phil Edgar's Bones
Writer Location: State Of Confusion, USA Registered: 16 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As bizarre as Russell Brand's ability to sleep with any live woman. As lascivious as ___________________. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
As lascivious as any female under 200 pounds at a Star Trek convention.
As deep as _______________________ |
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carina-eta
Ice Queen of the North Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
as deep as a wound inflicted by a recently filled kettle on soft fleshy parts.
As wet as... |
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