King David

Screen Name: King David

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Latest Spoof News Story: Thursday 3rd December 2009

Spoofing since: Thursday 26th October 2006

Email: kingdavid14 {at}

Location: "The South"

Profile: Teacher, Writer, Musician, "renaissance man on steroids," I've done a little bit of everything except Dallas. I'll leave that one to Debbie.

If you find yourself in these stories, it's probably not an accident.

Favorite Hollywood scene: In the movie Jaws when late British actor Robert Shaw ran his fingers down the blackboard in the meeting room, then turned to address the members of the Amity Island city council and tells them, "I'll catch your shark."

"Humor can be defined in part as enjoying a multiple viewpoint, so that even tragic and unhappy events can be seen from another angle, liberating us from the tyranny of narrow vision."

--Thomas Moore

"Capitalization is the difference between helping uncle jack off his horse and helping Uncle Jack off his horse."


"Oftentimes, in America, the truth beats me to a good story."

--King David

I can laugh in 10 different languages."

--King David

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