Screen Name: Khadija
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Latest Spoof News Story: Friday 26th June 2009
Spoofing since: Thursday 25th December 2008
Profile: I am looking to make friends with fellow Muslim women who have a sense of humor on this website. I am completely blinkered in my horizons and refuse to speak to those outside my homogeneous group.
My Favourite love song : 'Afternoon Delight' Starland Vocal Band
My Favourite TV Comedy Progs: 'Never The Twain', 'Robin's Nest', 'Small Wonder', 'Terry and June',and 'Metal Mickey'.
My Favourite Progs: 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch', 'Bewitched' and 'Pixie and Dixie'.
Favourite songs : Gang Bang by Blace Lace, Anarchy in the UK by the Sex Pistols, Ace of Spades by Motorhead and Short People by Randy Newman
Favourite TV personalities : Billy Dainty, Roy Hudd, Rod Hull, Emu, Kenny Lynch, Russell Brand, Davina McCall, Jimmy Saville, Ed Stewart, Stu Francis and Bernie Clifton.
Child hood ambition: To be Charlie from the Banana Splits 'Sour Grapes Bunch'and to set Worzel Gummidge on fire.
Where do I hope to be in a year from now : Rampton
Where do I hope to be in five years from now : Broadmoor
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