The Pope - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of The Pope. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by The Pope would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2007

Tuesday 27 November 077

I really must get on with my Christmas List. I need something more imaginative than candles, socks, a new bible, and car polish for the Pope mobile.

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October 2007

Saturday 20 October 077

Been very busy with McCann's and stuff, so just got round to send a letter to St. Peter:-...

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September 2007

Monday 17 September 077

Dear Diary, today as I walked into the bascilica I heard a couple of priests snickering, and I made eye contact with them. They slunk away, but not be...

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August 2007

Tuesday 14 August 077

Dear Diary, today I felt like eating a pizza so I called Domino's and told them that if they didn't have a pepperoni/onion pie to me in three...

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Monday 13 August 077

Dear Diary, Monsignor Rafferty told me that today in the Vatican commissary two nuns got into a fight. They went at it for a good five minutes and rip...

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Monday 13 August 077

Dear Diary, today I received another letter addressed to "Emperor Palpatine." I called Monsignor Rafferty in and asked him what he knew abou...

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Saturday 11 August 077

Dear Diary, today Monsignor Rafferty was attending to me in my personal quarters when Sister Mary DeNuncio came in with a feather duster and began cle...

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Tuesday 07 August 077

Dear Diary, today I was looking at my schedule for next week and I noticed that Monsignor Rafferty had put me down for "Sermon, St. Barnabas Chur...

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