The Pope - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of The Pope. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by The Pope would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2008
Friday 19 December 08
Dear Diary, That was so in-bare-assing reading about that page of you that I ripped off to wipe myself with. It must have stuck to my shoe, becaus...
Wednesday 17 December 08
I'm done. Can somebody come wipe me? It's really messy. O well, I guess I can tear off this page and use it.
October 2008
Thursday 23 October 08
6.00 Oy Vay! What a day! I ask you? Thought about the day for a moment, then gave Mrs Pope a nudge to stop her snoring, and turned over to grab a few...
Sunday 19 October 08
Dear Diary, At long last my lifetime dream has come true and I will schedule many events in the United States next Spring. Maybe go by and check ou...
Friday 10 October 08
Dear Diary, Since I am the closest thing to God on earth, I have been thinking about growing a long flowing beard and long flowing hair. But I am a...
Monday 06 October 08
I'm fed up with having to read the bible by myself. God knows this. So he has inspired me to delegate, delegate, DELEGATE! I have began a worldwide...
Sunday 05 October 08
I was driving through the streets of the Vatican City anonymously of course in my VW Beetle. I like to drive now and again, instead of being driven.
Sunday 05 October 08
Got a BIG problem coming up next week! I've got to beatify a 'Brummie' -never done one of them before. Yes, John Henry Newman from Birmingham Oratory.
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