The Pope - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of The Pope. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by The Pope would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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November 2010
Monday 15 November 10
Deary Diary, I love to use the word 'secular' because it sounds like something the Pope should say when giving a homily. I know that people don't...
October 2010
Saturday 23 October 10
Dear Diary, I touched myself today, and it felt good. I only wish I would have done it sooner. I found a picture of a woman priest from the Ang...
September 2010
Monday 27 September 10
That Tour of Britain went quite well. I so enjoyed meeting that toadie the Archbishop of Canterbury. I think we shall be able to take over that Church...
Monday 06 September 10
Dear Diary, It's beginning to look as if I'm going to have to go ahead with my state visit to Britain after all. I've tried everything...
July 2010
Friday 02 July 10
Dear Diary, I keep apologizing for the sins of the Church, but people seem to still be mad at me. What is it about me they don't like? Is it th...
March 2010
Tuesday 30 March 10
Oh dear God! I beseech thee. What have I done to deserve such a punishment. It's said that some of Subo's fans are planning a visit to the Vatican.
February 2010
Monday 15 February 10
Summorum Pontificum cura ad hoc tempus usque semper fuit, ut Christi Ecclesia Divinae Maiestati cultum dignum offerret, «ad laudem et gloriam nominis...
January 2010
Thursday 14 January 10
I had a dream last night, not the usual one about altar boys and nuns, but one which I saw a burning bush -- and before you say it, no it wasn't Georg...
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