The Pope - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of The Pope. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by The Pope would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2011


Sunday 25 December 1111

I was so upset when my Vatican was sold to bail Italy out of debt. Now everyone can read about it. It is so horrible to be rented out. I hate per...

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Sunday 25 December 1111

I feel like such a schmuck! Here I was criticizing "Christmas glitter". Then, my eye doctor finds that glitter has gotten into my eyes. The surgery...

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November 2011


Saturday 26 November 1111

From Pope to professional entertainer in one day! Those terrible Italian government soldiers took over the Vatican today and now they are renting me...

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Saturday 19 November 1111

Dear Diary, Wassa all the fussa wid me kissin' in der Benetton pictcha, why I'a regula huggin' ana kissin wid da guys behinda da closa doorsa whatta...

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September 2011


Monday 26 September 1111

Dear Diary - I received a nice email from Michele Bachmann today. She asked me if I would endorse her as the GOP presidential candidate. I told...

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July 2011


Saturday 23 July 1111

Crazy dream last night. I was at the window waving to the pilgrims in the square when all of a sudden I heard a loud bang. I'd only been shot! I faint...

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Tuesday 19 July 1111

Nancy Pelosi will be excommunicated from my Church and the Excommunication will remain in effect until she departs from the Demon-crat party and recit...

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June 2011


Tuesday 28 June 1111

It's only a matter of time now until they find out about me. The only reason I got the job is because while all the other cardinals were upstairs deci...

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