Prince Harry - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 15 February 2011

...getting in trouble. I had a well wicked idea for it anyway. Basically, we'll do a load of Jagerbombs then get the private jet to take us somewhere. It was a tie up between Gloucestershire and Botswana, but then I heard some new guy chatting about Ireland and I had a stag night epiphany! Ireland will be perfect, it's not too far away in case we lose Wills; they speak English; and it's the home of GUINNESS! Everyone will have about half a mil to spend and we'll do a massive scavenger hunt across Dublin or somewhere. I bet the locals will be so happy to see us, it's really nice for the common people to get to watch us in public spending money on real things like normos.

The only other thing is what to get them for a present. I was thinking of like something funny like some sexy underwear for Kate or something but Camilla said maybe I shouldn't. So I'm ...

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