Jesus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2010


Sunday 07 November 1010

I have had a nice letter from a fan, saying that with me she is re-born. I wonder what her parents think of that. Hours spent pacing and pushing on a...

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Saturday 06 November 1010

Sometimes I get jealous of Guy Fawkes. He has fireworks for his birthday, and he failed to do what he is best known for. I have years and years of suc...

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October 2010


Tuesday 12 October 1010

I'm Back! After fourty days and fourty nights my mind is clear. It is a long time. I know how those miners in Chile feel and I am with them, never fea...

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Wednesday 06 October 1010

Went round to Dad's last night. He's getting on a bit and I like to keep an eye on him. He had me putting up shelves in the spare bedroom. I rem...

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September 2010


Monday 20 September 1010

Has that Pope gone? I didn't notice him as I was busy doing something useful away from the circus. I must have missed something as he impressed some p...

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Saturday 04 September 1010

Dear Diary, thinking of a style change. The sandals and robe are soo last year! I wanted a mohican, but Dad said no to that! So I've decided to...

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August 2010


Friday 20 August 1010

I know people don't trust me after what happened following my preaching last time which resulted in countless wars and misery for many, but my small b...

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Wednesday 18 August 1010

I've just finished reading 'The Lost Symbol', the latest farce from Dan Brown. Let me tell you he's got so much wrong it makes me cry. What a deluded...

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