Jesus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2012

Sunday 18 November 1212

Well, I finally figured out that my father does have a wicked sense of humor...he got those Republicans all hyped up on Romney, basically got them jus...

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September 2012

Tuesday 18 September 1212

I have decided not to report back to Dad yet awhile. I'm obliged to tell him only the truth of what I've found out about mankind on earth today… bu...

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Monday 17 September 1212

King Herod ordered the deaths of all children in and around Bethlehem, under two years old. Matthew says that he feared that one of the infants, Jesus...

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Sunday 16 September 1212

I disguised myself as a normal parishioner yesterday, and spoke with Pastor Bartholomew Utterswaithe in Nottingham, to ascertain the main type of help...

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Saturday 15 September 1212

During my spare time here on Earth, in between my duties of assessing the difficulties I will face later to fulfill the rest of Messianic prophecy, I...

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Friday 14 September 1212

Dad's been in touch with me, and asked me check out the different churches approach to his messages left as guidance for them. I assume he meant th...

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Thursday 13 September 1212

A nice joke about me here for you: The Pope is working in his office one day when a very excited priest comes rushing down the hall, robes flying.

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Wednesday 12 September 1212

There is a higher percentage of violent crimes being committed in the world today, than ever before. The peoples of the world are mixing more, ther...

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