Jesus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2010


Saturday 18 December 1010

A lot of snow around. Makes the celebration of my birth a bit difficult but at least West Ham have scored an away goal. The age of miracles is not yet...

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November 2010


Tuesday 23 November 1010

I've not been writing in my diary much recently. I seem to have lost my way. It is difficult doing a comeback with a previous life known to so many. W...

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Sunday 21 November 1010

Dad, I'm pissed off at everyone taking the mick out of me lately. You know I read The Spoof...you know EVERYTHING...so you must have seen that articl...

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Sunday 21 November 1010

Dad, I'm pissed off at everyone taking the mick out of me lately. You know I read The Spoof...you know EVERYTHING...so you must have seen that articl...

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Friday 12 November 1010

Dear Diary, Today I decided I'd use my hard earned money to buy an iTunes card, which works well. Then I realised I'd have to ask Dad what kind of...

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Tuesday 09 November 1010

Diary, Today was an awkward day. Dad and I went to the park for a stroll when we caught Mum doing the laundry with Joseph. Dad tried to say somethi...

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Monday 08 November 1010

Diary, I got invited to a party by some older kids, but Dad won't let me go. I said he knows who Benjamin Franklin, Abraham Lincoln and Calvin Cool...

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Monday 08 November 1010

Diary, This is some seriously cool shit going down! Sorry Dad! Polish people like me, and have built a HUUUUGE statue of me to commemorate! How...

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