Jesus - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Jesus. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Jesus would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2009


Friday 25 December 099

<YAWN> What's that noise? Oh it's just everything that I have created celebrating my birthday - the noise is deafening but nevertheless I...

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Friday 11 December 099

December 11th - a fortnight till my birthday... bougtht a nice cake for me and father.... but struggling to find enough candles....

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Wednesday 09 December 099

December 9th - Not long till my birthday....Many people remember it, but I get bugger-all pressies. :-(...

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November 2009


Saturday 28 November 099

Dear God! (And I mean it Dad). Really! It's less than a month away from Christmas, and does anybody bother to say a little prayer to Jesus, or say...

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Tuesday 24 November 099

Dear Diary Had a lovely day out in London today. Took a ride in an open top bus. Amazing architecture around there. Bought some new Reebok...

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Saturday 14 November 099

I f**king hate having my birthday on the same day as Christmas, I never get as much as the other kids! Joint birthday, Christmas presents my ass!...

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Wednesday 04 November 099

I had to go to Sainsbury's today. I'd run out of flour. As per usual, no-one recognised me. Not sure if that's a good thing or not. I've got three mor...

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October 2009


Friday 30 October 099

Dear diary only fifty eight days till my birthday. I hate having my birthday on the same day as Christmas. It's shit. I only get one lot of pres...

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