Jesus - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 21 November 2010

Dad, I'm pissed off at everyone taking the mick out of me lately. You know I read The Spoof...you know EVERYTHING...so you must have seen that article about a big statue of me crawling down a motorway.

I'm sick of being ridiculed. I wish I was dead but you won't even let me die like an atheist. By that I mean...DIE AND BE GONE FOREVER.

You just keep me here suffering. I bet you are laughing your socks off. Why did you create all this stuff and then let it 'go to hell in a handbasket'.

Dad, sometimes I bloody well HATE you.

Your loving son...Jesus x x x x




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