Jesus - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 23 November 2010

I've not been writing in my diary much recently. I seem to have lost my way. It is difficult doing a comeback with a previous life known to so many. Well, actually, a supposed record of my previous life. That story of me on a cross was a mistake made by a Reuters correspondent at the time. He misheard Herod who sentenced not me but someone who looked like me called Jess. That's how the myth began. I 'came back to life' because I was never dead! So now you know, but no one believes me.