Jesus - My Fake Diary

Friday, 21 January 2011

Dear Diary,

Today I went back in time to the 1970s and showed the Beatles a lesson or two. Who do they think they are? They are NOT bigger than me, and never will be. I'm J.C.

On another note, Dad wouldn't let me to go to the Prom today because he didn't approve of my partner. I told him that Fidel Castro was a perfectly reasonable man.