Libyan Latest News

Funny story written by j.w.

Monday, 22 August 2011

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By Gad that Gaddafi feller is in trouble!

Our contact in Libya is reporting on events as they take place in Tripoli. He was shot at by Gaddafi supporters although he was wearing a green tie but the colours of the Rebel flag (or it the Government now) clash with his pink trousers so he is trying to find a shop that is open so he can buy more suitable 'rebel trousers'.

David Cameron, having broken his holiday again, is having another meeting - where would the rebels be without him and his guiding light?

Latest news from the battle is contradictory with two reports stating 'We are Winning' from both sides.

What is certain is that oil will flow more freely so the effort will have been worthwhile. Also now the Arab spring is over we might get some summer weather and Cameron can return to the beaches of Cornwall to experience more sandy beaches.

Keep watching these columns for more smoke from the battle for Tripoli - we have the best access to all the news.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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