A Slovakian cannibal who advertised for a victim to be eaten over the internet changed his mind as his victim, a Swiss Nutter, turned up stinking of garlic.
Most cannibals like their meat fresh, tender and without any spices or herbs attached, but the Swiss man on his way to Slovakia decided to have a final feast and eat Italian.
He ordered several slices of garlic bread and when he did turn up to be eaten, the cannibal called, Hannibal (name changed for legal purposes) couldn't stand the stench as they hugged because garlic breath not only has strange effects on vampires, cannibals too.
The cannibal offered the Swiss man a possibility to stay overnight so they could continue the next day without the garlic smell, but he refused because he thought he was slightly "weird" and could want sex with him?
Eating him no problem, but sex, that's another thing!
The Swiss guy escaped, informed the police and now Hannibal (no not him) is now behind bars eating Slovakian prison food laced with plenty of garlic, AAAGGH!
