Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 18 April 2011

image for South African man eaten by crocodiles and they weren't even hungry!
He was so depressed he couldn't read either?

A depressed South African man thought he would do some crocodiles a favour as he waded into their habitat, a crocodile infested river, hoping that they were hungry enough because he had had enough of living.

The man could have jumped off of a tall building, jumped under a passing train, blown his brains out, but no, he wanted to end his life by giving back something to nature and hungry crocs who always end up as handbags.

Unfortunately his suicide plan didn't quite go according to plan, the croc's weren't hungry, but they still decided to set upon this deranged gentleman, after all he was trespassing?

The crocs duly ripped him apart and were found playing tossing the caber with one of his legs by a jungle warder who just happened to pass by (he wasn't depressed by the way?).

The depressed man had had aggro with his girlfriend and thought, "at least I'll sacrifice my life in a 'natural' fashion and if I can't please my girlfriend at least I'll make the local crocodiles happy"!

Wrong! The crocs had just fed on a passing, imbecilic buffalo and the thought of human flesh is disgusting anyway, but at least they had a good time sharpening their teeth and tossing the caber around!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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