Gaddafi goes daffy over missles

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Thursday, 24 March 2011

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I laugh at your missles. Well EXCUUUSE ME!

Libya - Colonel Gaddafi entered the room with a missile protruding from both sides of his head, poking fun at the U.S.A.

In a light moment at today's press conference, he hammed for the reporters.

"Sorry, it's not an arrow. Well, excuse ME!", he quipped, pointing to the rocket apparently stuck through his head.

"I laugh at your missiles."

When I asked him if that wasn't an old joke from Saturday Night Live, years ago, he threatened to have me arrested.

It turns out the missile was real, and the Colonel had only hours left to live. His last request was for a diet soda, with extra aspartame.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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