Horny African elephant attempts to have sex with a VW, but his penis didn't fit in the exhaust!

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Friday, 25 February 2011

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red hot, starry-eyed, horny bull elephant attacks steaming exhaust pipe, "pussy"!

Safari tourists experienced a terrifying incident in Pilanesberg game reserve, South Africa as a horny bull elephant full of balls attempted to copulate with a VW passat.

The passengers realised there was something wrong when Amarula, the bull elephant charged the car, whipped it over on it's back and whipped out his gigantic "weapon"!

Amarula, being horny and short sighted (very) thought the VW was a female mate (?) and as elephants always do, he attempted to enter from the rear mistaking the exhaust pipe for elephant pussy!

The horrified tourists, Irish, (they're more used to tiny leprechauns doing it) attempted to climb out of the over-turned car just as Amarula atempted to whip his giant "tool" into the rear end of the exhaust.

Luckily it was still hot and Amarula burnt his dick and the tourists bolted for their lives with a raging, roasting bull elephant (with roasted balls) chasing them.

They managed too escape as Amarula headed straight for the next watering hole.

African Safari's can be dangerous expecially when there's a load of elephant testeron flying around and after recovering from the experience the horrified Irish female tourist said:

"Jesus he had a big one and I thought he was after me, what a shame!" Typical irish?

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