Written by Proffitt

Thursday, 20 January 2011

The Muslim community the world over are starting to disown their Shiite brothers because they simply aren't trying hard enough according to many Imams.

Imam Mohat Macoat said 'I is sick of taking the flack for these lazy so called Muslims, in it. They are getting up late, drinking alcohol and sexing with the white girls.'

Others agree with Mohat and now the backlash is starting.

I spotted a devout Muslim outside his Mosque and asked his opinion. He said: 'Mohat is being right in it. These Shiites don't want to help anybody but themselves and that's not right. They should be putting in the effort to help our boys in the Gan and here with the poppy burnin.'

A Shiite representative today defended their efforts saying: 'We do our best. So what if we are not perfect. We can't all be good prayers, abstainers or jihadists, can we? That's why we are called Shiite.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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