China--The Chinese government announced they are scrapping their new stealth bomber because of fears Wal-Mart can't sell it like the other crap they produce.
"We are going to stick to the kind of things we know are good for us, like stealing patents, producing product with high levels of lead, and almost anything you can find at your local Dollar Store." A high ranking Chinese official told the Wal-Mart Daily.
There were fears the the Chinese were going to produce a bomber that would make them a threat to almost everyone on this tiny planet, but they soon realized that they could dominate the world by making countries payback the money they owe the Chinese government.
