Man sneezes out bullet through nose

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Monday, 10 January 2011

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New Year's Eve Bullet

A freak accident happened at a New Year's Eve celebration in Italy. A bullet actually went through the right side of a man's head, behind his eye socket and lodged in his nasal passage but miraculously did no serious damage to him.

Unfortunately, he sneezed and the bullet flew out of his nose, hitting his girlfriend in the shoulder. She was standing in front of him at the time. His girlfriend was rushed to the nearby hospital and had the bullet removed. Fortunately the bullet caused only a flesh wound, which required four stitches.

The couple have kept the bullet and the young man is having it put onto a gold chain as a gift to his girlfriend. It will be engraved with both their names and the date, 31st December 2010.

A happy ending indeed.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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