Paris, France. French President, Nicholas Zargosi, has failed in his bid to write the funniest spoof article for popular website TheSpoof.com. Zargosi submitted a story that lambasted the current monetary crisis in Ireland and also had a cynical word for Britain's PM David Cameron.
Unfortunately, Mr Zargosi was unable to attract the five thumbs up rating that top spoof writers achieve if their craft merits a high opinion by their fellow satirists. At a press conference the French president said "I don't enjoy failure and TheSpoof.com refused to endorse my work. Monarchist forces in the company are working against our Republic. Its the Battle of Waterloo all over again."
He went on to add that next time he will send some of his best work to Wikileaks.
Zargosi has threatened to sue TheSpoof.com if they don't favour his contributions and even send his pet rottweiler Napoleon around to scare the editors.
