Julian Assange is abused by Interpol the political puppet

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Wednesday, 1 December 2010


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The female double agent who framed Assange is refusing to show her face.

Julian Assange, the only man in this world that has guts enough to expose corruption and evil doers is now being framed by a female spy who was hired to bring false charges against him and Sweden is behind the abuse. Assange lets people around the world know what evil doers are planning behind their backs.

Julian Assange is the voice of the free world and he went to Sweden to seek protection against those who wanted to silence him, but little did he suspect that those same persecutors would use two female double agents as a method to imprison him. His persecutors knew that Julian Assange was not a criminal and they could never entrap him, so they used the operatives to make false accusations which can't be proven, but which can land a man in jail or prison. The persecution of Assange is the persecution of every man in this world who could get framed by a feminist or a female operative, even though a man has committed no physical crime against such women. Assange is not alone because 70 percent of the male population around the world is behind him 100 percent because they understand his plight and the lies that women tell.

Interpol the political puppet of world governments is now intent on violating the sovereignty of other countries by hunting down a man who is suppose to be a low priority suspect. What's next for Interpol? Will they go to America to hunt down candy thieves, drug users, gay prostitutes, and pimps? No, Interpol is to scared to step foot in America if America is financing their police operations and the U.S. carries the big stick when dealing with Interpol.

The judge, who claims he molested his little sister when he was seven years old because he didn't have a girlfriend and who said he committed a sexual offensive against his wife on two occasions when she was not ready for sex, said the case is about serious sexual offenses that allegedly occurred on three occasions with two women. The judge said, if Assange were a royal prince he would not be held in such high contempt by the court house because he would have royal immunity from such a case.

The hypocrisy is outrages because the female double agents claim they were offended on three occasions. Why would a woman go back to the same man if she claims she was offended the first time then say she was offended a second time. By the first time they should have figured out something was wrong or they were enjoying the sex so much that they went back for more, a second time. The female double agent that engaged Assange, figured in her mind that the more contact she had with him the more culpable he would look without realizing that someone might bring up the issue of consent by desire because she returned a second time to him.

Interpol has issued an international warrant at the request of a Swedish court for the arrest of WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange in connection with alleged sex crimes that can't be proven. Its easy for a female spy to make up a story and frame a man, any woman can do that. What's hard is gaining the loyalty of intelligent men because only people at the bottom of the evolutionary scale would be dumb enough to advance science for those that persecute them using laws that the persecutors themselves never obey.

There are thousands of men who are accused of being involved in problems with women who are living in other countries and Interpol has not gone after those men. Why is one single individual, whose criminal charges were dropped because the charges were discovered not to be true and is now in a double jeopardy case, being sought by Interpol. And why are the charges being reintroduced right after a mega distribution of secret files? Because Interpol is a political tool used by foreign countries to hunt down people they consider political prisoners.

Julian Assange is grossly underweight. He doesn't have the strength or stamina to defend himself in a fist fight or a physical struggle. Those Swedish women could have easily attacked him if they didn't want to have sex. They could have scratched his face, yet his face looks normal.They could have easily walked out of the room yet they decided to stay and have sex. They could have screamed yet they decided to moan from the pleasure. They could have easily called the police from the room yet they decided to keep quite and come back for seconds. Why did they wait such a long time to report the issue and demand more sex from him. Did someone approach the two women and offer them money to change their minds about the sex? It's these same feminist lairs that have been putting the lives of every living man on this earth in mortal danger and producing in each of these men fears of being falsely accused of something they never did.

Julian Assange is protected by freedom of the press and he did not take information from a secured place, the information was given to him for printing. The people who engaged in those communications are responsible for the leak because if a person has nothing good to say, then they should say nothing at all.

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